Two NYSC Corpers Decamped For Having Sex At The Back Of A Class During Lectures

Two corpers have been decamped from the Ogun State NYSC Orientation camp after they were caught having sex.

Skills Acquisition classes were happening on Wednesday the 7th of December at the Ogun State NYSC Orientation Camp.

Some corpers were being trained on how to enhance their writing and public speaking skills. Other were learning how to make beads. Others, make-up learning. There were the phone repairers, and a bunch of other skills acquisition classes.

Two corpers have been decamped from the Ogun State NYSC Orientation camp after they were caught having sex.

Skills Acquisition classes were happening on Wednesday the 7th of December at the Ogun State NYSC Orientation Camp.

Some corpers were being trained on how to enhance their writing and public speaking skills. Other were learning how to make beads. Others, make-up learning. There were the phone repairers, and a bunch of other skills acquisition classes.

We imagine they probably decided to start their own skills acquisition class, considering many of those classes must have been very boring for them.

Unfortunately for them, the camp authorities didn’t think it was a great idea.

When a soldier caught them, pants down, sharing and interchanging skills, he marched them straight to the commandant’s office, and without even letting them speak, or explain themselves, they were decamped with immediate effect.

Decamping means that they have to re-apply for NYSC so they get to join the next batch in 2017.
All other camp activities remained normal, like soldiers telling female corpers they can help them with good posting if they have sex with them.

The entire decamping process was done under the radar, with no statement from the camp authorities regarding the matter.

Photos: Son Flees And Abandones His Mom As NDLEA Arrests Her For Helping Him In Trafficking 233 Marijuana (Must See)

Gov. Ugwuanyi of Enugu State has visited the state headquarters of the National Drugs Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, to inspect the 233 bags of Marijuana impounded by the agency following a raid on the residence of a suspected notorious drug peddler, Tagbo Igwebuike Nwafor, at Ululor.

Igwebuike who is still at large, was reported to have been in the business for long. His mother, Mrs. Caroline Nwafor, said to be an accomplice was apprehended by the agency during the raid. Gov. Ugwuanyi charged NDLEA to go after Igwebuike and his syndicate to ensure that they are arrested and made to face the full wrath of the law.

Governor Ugwuanyi after the inspection commended the NDLEA for their gallant efforts in impounding the illicit drugs, and charged them to go after the drug peddler and his syndicate to ensure that they are arrested and made to face the full wrath of the law.

Photos: African Man Wears A Suit Made Of Real Money (Must See)

Durban herbalist Andile Dlamini arrived in his trademark money suit in Kwa Zulu Natal to attend the funeral of South African gospel artiste, Sfiso Ncwane.

Sfiso’s funeral was held on Saturday morning at the Moses Mabhida Stadium. Pictures of Andile and his popular money suit have been circulating on social media and have caused a stir.

Photos: Cow Born With Two Heads Spotted In The North (Must See)

According to Hausa news platform, Rariya, this photo of a dead cowwith two heads was spotted on a farm in a Northern town called Guru.

Read their caption for the photo below and if you can translate what exactly it is they said, please do.

AL’AJABI

An Samu Saniya Mai Kai Biyu

DAGA ISMAIL AHMAD YALWA NGURU

An yanka wata saniya a kwatar garin Guru, inda a yayin da ake fede ta aka samu dan cikinta da kai biyu. Amma dan cikin nata ya mutu.

Wannan sune hotunan.

Photos: Commissioner Of Police Owoseni Orders Release Of Nursing Mother Arrested For Stealing Plantain Dashes Her ₦10k (Must See)

In the early hours of today, the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, CP Fatai Owoseni, came to the rescue of a middle aged woman who was arrested by security operatives attached to the Agbowa Police Division for stealing plantain.

It was learnt that the young lady told Police operatives who apprehended her at Agbowa market that hunger pushed her into stealing the wares.

CP Owoseni who however directed the release of the woman and her baby also gave her a token of N10, 000 for her upkeep.

See more photos of the police chief and the young lady below:

“Celebrating Prophet’s Muhammad Birthday Is Sinful” – Saudi Grand Mufti Says

Saudi Arabia’s Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh has allegedly

 issued a new controversial fatwa suggesting that celebrating the birthday of Islam’s Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) is “sinful.”

Muslims around the world are celebrating the birth of the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). In many countries, including Morocco, Muslims honored the birth of their Prophet in a ritual called the Mawlid.

These popular practices are festive occasions that are often celebrated by remembering episodes from the life of the Prophet or by reciting devotional poetry..

It is also an opportunity for parents to take their children with them to the mosque and teach them about the Prophet’s teachings, bravery, and forgiving character. Some families also make sure to donate to charity in honor of the Prophet’s birthday.

However, Saudi Arabia’s Grand Mufti and the General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh objects to such celebrations, according to Arab News.

In his Friday congregational sermon at the Imam Turki bin Abdullah Mosque in Riyadh, Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh reportedly said that celebrating the Prophet’s birthday is a bidaa- sinful religious innovation-that “crept into Islam after the first three centuries, when the companions and successors of the companions lived.”

He also claimed  that those who urge others to celebrate the birthday of the Prophet are “evil and corrupt.”

The Grand Mufti clarified that love of the prophet should be expressed by following the Prophet’s teachings detailed in the Sunnah, rather than celebrating his birthday.

In an attempt to support his claims, he quoted a verse from the holy Quran, in which Allah says:  “If you do love Allah, follow me: Allah will love you and forgive your sins.”

On the other hand, Omid Safi, Director of Duke University’s Islamic Studies Center, says that Muslims who honor Muhammad’s birthday do it out of a deep love for Muhammad that brings them closer to God. He explained saying:

“For those who identify as Salafi, and wish to abide only by practices that they believe originate in the Qur’an and the example of Muhammad, it is a way of honoring the desire to practice Islam as Muhammad would have wanted us to do, without what is deemed to be later accretions and potentially dubious practices.”

“As the Prophet himself is to have said, disagreement among the scholars is a mercy,” Omid Safi concluded.

This is not the first time Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh has released a controversial fatwa.

Last year, while several demonstrations were being organized in Arab and non-Arab countries in solidarity with the Gaza Strip, he said that these demonstrations “are just useless demagogic actions.”

Pastor Mike Bamlioye Blasts Pastors Who Invite Comedians To Church Events

As shared on Facebook by Pastor Mike Bamiloye of Mount Zion Faith Ministries International:

As per COMEDY in Church Meetings and Events!!
I want to address Christians – ALL denominations – this morning without prejudice!
For a long while I have questioned the inclusion of COMEDY in Church events. What do I question?

The fact that the comedians brought in are allowed to make jokes of scriptures, the Blood of Jesus, speaking in tongues, the throne of grace etc.’ AND WE SIT THERE LAUGHING!

What are we laughing at? What is funny? Mocking God and Christ and the Holy Spirit and the Word is funny????

We hear of other religions where they are obsessed with protecting the image of their Leader and we gleefully allow people to MOCK our Leader JESUS CHRIST and the
Holy Spirit and thereby indirectly MOCKING GOD!!! They look at us with disdain because we are BAD AMBASSADORS of our faith!

Lukewarmness and cynicism has crept slowly into the life of Christians. We pull ourselves down publicly, abuse leaders of the gospel will glee, mock certain commandments of God. YET when we run into trouble who do we call upon???

Bible has already stated that towards the end times there will be mockers of the gospel and preachers doing wrong. WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE ONE OF THEM???

We come into Facebook and spew out curses and abuses – mock the commandments especially when it comes to forgiveness issues and honour of parents etc and we go to church and lift up hands and voices to WHO??? HE who we MOCK with DISOBEDIENCE?

We quickly mouth monotonous words – God is in control! Amen! It is well! Praise God etc but do we HONOUR HIM with our words and actions??? We are humans and not perfect but SHOULD WE MOCK THE CORE COMPONENTS OF OUR FAITH???

I was thinking of all this since Friday when a comedian was allowed in the stage at the EXPERIENCE to use a scripture in the Old Testament as foundation for his jokes! I LAUGHED also but later felt badly convicted and I said I will speak out – then this morning I received the message below in my whatsapp and I said – somebody feels the same way I do. It is long but worth reading –

FROM ANONYMOUS ……

I was brought up under very rigid church atmosphere, to humor during a sermon was almost Like a sin,,
Then came ” knowledge” we felt we had been too religious, somewhat and somehow ,we threw away the baby with the bath water..
We introduced fun into services,
From dance steps to many other things ,
” to the pure all things are pure “, we must have quoted .

What we failed to see is the side effects of entertainment:

– Lightness
– Looseness
– Loquaciousness
– The spirit of lasciviousness prevailed .
Then the latest miasma ..

COMEDY

Sad enough, recently I found myself laugh at one of such instances ,and quickly I Checked myself ” are you losing your mind ” I asked myself –

Comical jokes and ridiculous jokes poked at scripturally awed activities!!!!!!

– Jokes about casting out demons ( when fewer believers actually cast out Demons )

– Mockery about tongues ( called a communication with the Father )

– Gifts of the spirit used as comedy and to generate hilarity ( whereas fewer believers walk in the gifts )

– Ministry of angels used as comical relief ..

– Judgment seat of Christ made to look like theatre too.

– Most vitally, preachers of the gospels in humor mannequin for laughs and fun.

The list goes on ..What exactly is happening???

The Yorubas say ” it’s a bastard who uses his left hand to describe his fathers house ”
We mustn’t be so behaved .

We should know the importance of the above activities, things Christ purchased( made available ) with His blood, found only in His spirit

They can’t be used for drama and comedy to laugh and jeer or cheer!!!
IT MUST STOP !

1 Timothy 3:15 KJV
[15] But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.

A fellow told me: “laughter is medicine for the soul”

I said, “the laughter needed, Is it referring to laughing from a joke,or joy in the Holy Ghost ? There is joy in the Holy Ghost

Jesus demonstrated it, the church in act, Paul and the apostles taught it and they weren’t referring to making a mockery of spiritual things .

Nothing wrong in humor but keep away things of the faith and verity

Like paul admonished –

Ephesians 5:4 KJV
[4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

Let’s have the consecration of the old timers and behave ourselves in the house !
If your church members are carnal, no need feeding their carnality, feed them spiritual realities

Those of us here who believe these jesters and comedians are desecrating the altar of God should rise and oppose this when they are brought to your church.

Go meet the leadership in office and express your mind. Once we don’t create an atmosphere of seriousness and worship, what right do we have to expect the manifestation of God’s glory in our midst?

Jesters and mockers can go to wedding receptions and wherever.

Yet if you mock or despise holy things, you can still come under God’s judgment.

They joke about the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus, choruses etc. When they are in trouble and need the blood or the Name, how can it work for them?

So there it is: what is the stance you will take??? Join the revelers or stand against MOCKERY in the name of COMEDY in Church activities and events???

I have said my own!

Laila St. Matthew-Daniel
#IStandAgainstReligiousComedyInChurch
#HonourAndRespectForChrist