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Photos: “Dear Nigerians, You Can’t Hate Bobrisky But Love Micheal Jackson With All Your Heart“ – Nigerian Lady (Must See)

As shared on Facebook by Victoria Onwuchekwa:

I am sorry guys but you can’t tell me you can’t stand Bobrisky or you hate him and still tell me you Love Micheal Jackson with all your heart.
What do they have in common?

They are both Male and they love makeup and use a lot of it.

I don’t hate Bobrisky, I like him a lot actually.
Micheal Jackson I have always loved with all my soul.
I was inconsolable when he died.
I always thought he would one day come to Africa, Nigeria precisely and see me at one of his concerts and go ” Heeeeeheeee that’s my girrrrl* * in Micheal Jackson’s voice*……. but alas it was not to be.
Lol.

So abeg leave your black man slave mentality biko.
You can’t hate one and love one….you would stick of Hypocrisy!.
Oh! They kinda look alike too

Photos: Meet Neatly Dressed Man Who Hawks Doughnuts In Akwa Ibom (Must See)

Read what Inibehe Effiong who shared the photos wrote after thecut…

“I don’t know this man from Adam and I do not care the part of the country that he comes from. I am using this platform to celebrate his devotion to his trade and admirable sense of cleanliness. He sells doughnut around the Uyo metropolis in Akwa Ibom State. Please patronize him anywhere you see him.
At a time that many Nigerians are seeking white collar jobs, the entrepreneurial spirit of this man deserves commendation. He has by his action given credence to the aphorism that there is dignity in labour. Instead of resorting to crime, he has proudly engaged in this business to cater for himself and his family.
Anyone that sees this man should kindly connect him with me. I want to support his business with my widow’s mite. If you wish to join me in contributing financially to his business please indicate the amount (no matter how small) in your comment.
Thank you.
PLEASE SHARE UNTIL IT GETS TO SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THIS MAN.
Signed
Inibehe Effiong
9/12/2016.”

Tom Ford Says All Men Should Be Penetrated Once To Understand Women

Tom Ford, the famously outspoken 55-year-old designer and movie director, got really candid about sex, death, and parenting in the December issue of GQ magazine.

And in one of the interview’s more memorable and jaw-dropping moments, Ford explained why he thinks all men should be penetrated, and yes, he meant what you’re thinking, penetrated in the physical sense. Ford told GQ:

“I think it would help them understand women. It’s such a vulnerable position to be in, and it’s such a passive position to be in. And there’s such an invasion, in a way, that even if it’s consensual, it’s just very personal.

I think there’s a psyche that happens because of it that makes you understand and appreciate what women go through their whole life, because it’s not just sexual, it’s a complete setup of the way the world works, that one sex has the ability to literally—and is expected to and is wanted to—but also there’s an invasion. And I think that that’s something most men do not understand at all.”

This isn’t a new idea for Ford. The “Nocturnal Animals” director in a 2004 interview with GQ also declared, “Every man should be f**ked at some point in his life’.

“You shouldn’t force yourself to do it. But it’s really not that different than having a than having a massage. It doesn’t feel that much different. It’s skin. You should do it with someone you like. Do it with a friend who you think is great. It’s very easy. It’s normal.”

Ford welcomed his 4-year-old son, Jack, with husband Richard Buckley in 2012.

Hmmm. Do you agree with that?

Photos: Chapecoense Footballer Neto, Who Survived The Plane Crash Was Reading Bible Before The Crash (Must See)

Chapecoense centre back, Helio Neto, one of only six people whosurvived the Colombian plane crash which killed 71, was reading a Bible passage about ‘being safe in the shadow of your wings’ before the crash. The footballer’s bible was found at the scene of the crash by journalist Roberto Cabrini.

In a video footage Cabrini notices the Bible with a note inside saying it belongs to the defender.

A bookmark had been inserted next to Psalm 63. It reads;

‘On my bed I remember you; I think of you through the watches of the night; Because you have been my help; Then I will rejoice in the shadow of your wings. My soul follows you closely; Your right hand upholds me.”

The bible was handed to the footballer’s wife, who said that Neto is deeply religious and takes religious scriptures with him everywhere.

A total of 71 people lost their lives when the British-made Avro RJ85 aircraft came down en route to Medellin, where Brazilian side Chapecoense were due to play in the Copa Sudamericana final.

More photos below…

“I Didn’t Know That Children Could Die” – Mother Who Went To Her Lovers House And Left Her 2 Kids To Starve To Death

20-year-old mother Vladislava Podchapko left her daughter, 3-year-old Anna, and son, 23-months-old Daniil, at home without food while she stayed with her lover for nine days. When the mother returned, Daniil was dead and Anna was unconscious. The seriously ill girl was rushed to the hospital where she is expected to survive.

The children, both from the woman’s previous marriage, were said to have been heard screaming by neighbours, but they thought nothing of it. Evidence from the apartment where the children were locked up shows the children might have resorted to eating paper torn off the walls.

Podchapko, who is pregnant again, said when questioned by the police; “I didn’t know that children could die.” She has since been detained and faces up to eight years in prison for child neglect. The future of Anna will be decided by social care workers.

Unsettled Allowances: “We Never Knew Falcons Will Win AWCON” – Sports Minister, Dalung

The Minister of Youths and Sports, Mr. Solomon Dalung, onThursday said the Federal Government did not expect the Super Falcons would win the just-concluded CAF African Women Cup of Nations in Cameroon, according to the Punch.

He said that was why the government was currently facing difficulties in paying the players’ entitlements. It would be recalled that Mr. Dalung’s utterances have put him on the wrong side with the general public in recent times with massive calls made for his outright sack.

Dalung spoke with State House correspondents at the Presidential Villa, Abuja amidst continued protests by members of the victorious Falcons over their unpaid allowances.

The players had seized the trophy they won at the competition and said they would hold on to the trophy until the authorities concerned offset the N238.05m accumulated bonuses which they are being owed.

They had threatened that if President Muhammadu Buhari refused to address their grievances at the Federal Executive Council’s meeting on Wednesday, they would embark on protest on the streets of Abuja.

But the minister said the situation could have been avoided if the Nigerian Football Federation had envisaged that the team would win and put in place the process of paying their entitlements.

He said, “Don’t forget that nobody even knew the team will emerge victorious.

“If we were confident they will emerge victorious, all the federation would have done is to plan for process of participation and entitlement.

“It is already established in sports tradition, when you win this is what you are entitled to.

“The situation is highly unfortunate and I don’t like it. These girls have given confidence to women who want to embrace sports, so this will go a long way in killing this laudable achievement. It is unfortunate but we will make sure the right thing is done.”

His response is expected to be trailed by a chain of reactions from Nigerians on social media as Mr. Dalung has been deemed one of the worst performing ministers in President Buhari’s cabinet.