Photos: Zimbabwean Woman With 2 Husbands And They All Live Under 1 Roof Explains How She Enjoys Sex With Them

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For more than a decade, Jack Chako, 38, has been living happily with her two husbands, Michael Hwita and Liford Chimoto, with whom she shares one bed.
Chako is the head of the family. On how she gets maximum sexual satisfaction from her husbands, she said:

“We are a happy family, I live with my two husbands and we love one another. My two husbands are best friends and they are always together. Chimoto is the elder husband, while Hwita is the junior.

I married the second Hwita because Chimoto is elderly and increasingly becoming weak in bed and was starving me sexually. In terms of conjugal rights I favour Hwita. He gets me there. I only do it with Chimoto as a token.

At times, I feel pity for Chimoto and give him token conjugal rights and he appreciates that. The rule is no one gets out of the room, because he is not on duty. Whoever is not on duty, just watches us at it.

I am in charge and my two husbands are now used to sleeping side by side in one bed.” Speaking further, the mother of five, three children from a previous marriage and two from this polyandrous affair, said, “I use some concoction to pacify my husbands. .

It is not a secret that I used a concoction to cow them down. I also sell this concoction to other women to cow down their errant husbands and make them compliant. None of my two husbands wishes to leave me.”

The husbands, Hwita and Chimoto, on their parts, said they don’t have problems taking Chako says their joint wife. Chimoto said, “I know my failings and I appreciate the decision which was taken, we have various duties and life goes on.”

Hwita said, “I see no problem. She loves both of us and we understand our situation. “I respect Chimoto as the elder husband because I found him here.” Crdt: thezimbabwedaily

Grieving Mother Of First Class Graduate Corper Who Died Of Negligience At Kano NYSC Camp Recounts Her Final Moments

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Ifedolapo Oladepo died at the NYSC orientation camp Kano on Tuesday, after camp officials allegedly took her illness as pretense to avoid going for parade.

Before her death, Ifedolapo was reportedly a First Class graduate of Transport Management from the Ladoke Akintola university of Technology, Ogbomoso. She was buried yesterday in Osogbo, Osun State.

Her heartbroken, grieving mum shared this story which detailed Ifedolapo’s final moments. Quite painful:

Read What she posted below:

You called me five hour to ur death and told me to start coming as the nysc doctors are not doing any tin for you they thought you were pretending u did not want to go for parade so they did not attend to u,wen u started callin people from home they eventually gave u an injection immediately after the injection u called ma again that you notice a lot of rashes on ur body that i should speak with the doctor who refuse to talk to me,u called five minutes later and told me your tongue is twisting they sent all ur friends out after seeng all the reaction on ur body after giving u the unknown injection,u z we should ask for flight and i called immediatel they told me Abuja flight is Mon,wed &Fri.

I told u to tell anybody in the clinic dat am a nurse they should allow me to speak to them a male nurse took phone from u and told me u are having anaphylactic reaction and they will watch you for just one hour and transfer u to aminu kano teaching hospital but alas they did not transfer you untill 5hours later wen they notice u are restless and calling people at home,boarded a bus going to kano with ur sister oladepo Kemisola Oladepo to come pick you from there,I begged them to take you to a teaching hospital around but they took you to General hospital gwazo where they have notin or little care to render,they took ur phone from you claiming u are not resting, from that 5’pm I could not talk to you, I took a 16 hours journey to make sure I get to you,but I was called Around 3am dat you gave up,without any doctor in the hospital to assist you the only nurse on duty told me she tried her best,her best of staying beside you wen death was taking you away cos there was notin to use,from that 3am till I got to kano I was hoping it will only be a mix up somewhere it can’t be you,got to kano and met you at aminu kano mortuary,alas it was you being put in dat cold place.

Amokkkkkeeeeeeeeee Mi you couldn’t withstand the agony,NYSC succesfull cut your destiny due to negligence. REST ON OUR QUEEN,if you are opportuned to come back to the world pls coma as my daughter.ADIEU Oladepo Ifedolapo AMOkE MI

Must See: 16 Year Old Girl Sent To Church For Deliverance Sleeps With Pastor’s Son, Church Elder & Guitarist

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This true life story happened to Ms Dashy’s neighbour. The 16 year old girl was taken by her parents to a Celestial church for deliverance after she was caught sleeping with some of their street boys – Charles, Barber, Emeka, Baba Tomi, Yomi from Bet9ja shop, just name them.

Strongly relieved that finally, their daughter was going to return home a changed person after the deliverance, the parents were shocked when their daughter was thrown back home because she ended up sleeping with the pastor’s son, one of the church elders and the church guitarist!

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Photos: Bride Left Speechless After She Gets Invited To Her Own Wedding (Must See)

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A woman was “romantically electrocuted” the moment when sheturned up at a church for a wedding she was invited to, only to realize she was the bride.

While the bride is usually responsible for the majority of a wedding’s organization, on this occasion, Mercedes Ortiz was kept completely in the dark.

In fact, the stunned bride only found out she would be the star attraction at the wedding when the doors of the church were opened.

Her husband, Gustavo, managed to arrange the ceremony at the church in Argentina, without his wife suspecting a thing. And her incredible reaction was caught on camera as dozens of her friends helped surprise her.

An almost nine-minute long film of her entrance, caught by a friend, shows how staff at the church in the city opened the massive wooden doors to the church and people start applauding.

Mercedes appears momentarily stunned before it appears someone tells her she has, in fact, arrived at her own wedding. She had been told she was going to a friend’s ceremony. She then breaks down into tears as she realizes what her soon-to-be husband has done.

Every time she composes herself, as her friends manage to put a veil on her head, she breaks down into tears as she spots another old friend. At one stage, she spots what are thought to be her three children with Gustavo; Gaspar, 13, Gianni, 10, and four-year-old Gala.

It takes her a number of minutes to make her way down the aisle with her father as she stops to greet guests. But she eventually gets to the altar where she gives Gustavo a kiss.

Later that night, while the couple danced, she told him: “I can’t believe you did this, you’re crazy.” The childhood sweethearts have been together for 30 years before Gustavo made Mercedes an honest woman, according to Argentinian site tn.com .

He is said to have come up with the idea five years ago and spoke to a father at the Sacred Heart of Barracas Church who agreed to the plan.

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Photos: Groom Brings A Loaded Gun To His Wedding And Flashes It Right Inside The Church (Must See)

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A handsome groom brought a handgun to his wedding to drive a point home.

According to a Twitter user identified as @TheYoungDevo, his uncle had attended his own wedding with a gun attached to his hips.

According to him, the moment the officiating pastor asked the usual “if anyone doesn’t want this couple to be together, speak now or forever hold your peace” question, the happy groom raised his waistcoat, revealing the gun he had carefully tucked into his trousers.

His beautiful bride found the whole situation funny (she can be seen laughing under her veil).

Photo: Two Robbers Caught In The Act In Mgbuka Obosi, Onitsha, Anambra State Burnt Alive Ablaze Today By An Angry Mob (Graphic)

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According to Uju Patricia who posted these photos this two otorious robbers terrorizing Mgbuka Obosi, Onitsha, Anambra State, set ablaze, today, by an angry mob

See how she captioned the photo;

Vanity upon vanity all is vanity. If u tell them to look for something doing they will tag you enemy of progress. They are so desperate to make money from other people’s sweat forgetting that every day is for the Thief one day is for the owner of the house. They aim is to be d big guys come December 25 but they ended their journey on 2 Dec in a brutal and shameful way. What a world. Nigerian youths need to learn from these guys mistake.

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Photos: Little Emmanuella Features In International Movie Titled “Survive And Die” (Must See)

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Talented and exceptional child comedienne, Emmanuella Samuel, who came into limelight after appearing in the Mark Angel Comedy video “This is Not My Real Face”,  seems to be going places as she has been featured in an international movie titled “Survive and Die”.

The young and brilliant comedienne is said to have travelled to Australia where the movie is being shot and also attended the just concluded Afro-Australian Music andMovie Awards (AAMMA) held in Sydney, Australia.

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