“No Man Alive Can Ever Satisfy A Woman In Bed” – Ghanaian Pastor

A well known controversial Ghanaian marriage Counselor, George Lutterodt has claimed that no man can brag about satisfying any woman sexually on this earth.

According to him, women try to massage the ego of men by moaning and groaning uncontrollably during sexual intercourse pretending to be enjoying it whereas they are not really satisfied.

And that most women have acquired properties due to their moaning skills.

He observed that most men are deceived into believing that they are good in bed when their partners moan excitedly, that the male organ is the most disgraceful organ in the human anatomy.

The firebrand Counsellor while speaking with host of Abusua FM’s Drive Ike-Da Unpredictable, said:

‘No man can satisfy any woman sexually on this earth, the thank you they say is appreciation for your time wasted. She is fanning your ego to let you know that you are counted among the lot. There are differences in the way we have the excitement, satisfaction and the pretenses. Most of the moaning all are lies. Men are vulnerable sexually, the male organ is the most vulnerable organ in the world and is so disgraceful. Every hole you place it in, it’s happy. It appreciates and responds to every vagina.

It’s very disgraceful, unlike the vagina which has eyes and mouth, the penis has only mouth and no eyes that is why every erection needs direction. If you have an erection, it needs direction. So any man who does not ejaculate needs to be examined, it’s a serious disorder and needs a counsellor to manage him,’ he said.

Photos: Owners Of The World’s Biggest Pitbull Allow It To Babysit Their 3 Month Old Child (Must See)

Marlon and Lisa Grennan trust the world’s biggest pit bull terrier to ‘babysit’ their newborn son.They even let 12 stone Hulk – a dog which is a banned breed in the UK – to lick their tiny baby boy Jackson.

It’s the same way he got to know their eldest son, Jordan, who grew up with Hulk and other American pit bull terriers at their home in New Hampshire, USA.

Lisa, 25 told Daily Mirror:

 “I have no worries with Hulk being around the baby. It’s not a big deal.When we brought Jackson home Hulk was all over him.
“He was watching me while I cared for him and he would go and check on him when he would cry.”He is the perfect protector and babysitter.He followed me around everywhere. We couldn’t ask for a better dog.”He really does love him and you can see it in his eyes.”

Marlon’s company Dark Dynasty K9s specializes in training elite protection dogs for the police, celebrities and billionaire clients worldwide.

Photos: Guy Posts Pictures Of Himself And Boyfriend In Bed Kissing On Facebook

This photo has tongues wagging after he shared the photos on Facebook and wrote : “Had a good day with bae yesterday…… spend the whole day together….. really enjoyed it…. bae told me to put the pic back up……lol”

Samsung Recalls Galaxy Note 7 from Nigeria, Nigerians refuse to return theirs

Dealers in Nigeria have returned several unsold Galaxy Note 7 phones and had their money refunded. However, the buyers of the sold phones have refused to return them to the dealers for onward return to Samsung.

Although the Galaxy Note 7 phones had not been officially released in Nigeria before the recall, some dealers and customers had already purchased the phone from other countries.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that Samsung Electronics West Africa had made provision for dealers to safely package and return the phones to the company due to fault it admitted.

Vincent Anago, a dealer in phones and accessories at Banex plaza, said “dealers across the country have been asked to return the Galaxy Note 7 phones which they have in stock.

“We have returned the ones we have and have been refunded but we still haven’t had many of our customers return the ones we sold them.”

Uche Okoro, a phone dealer, said that quite a number of the phones had been returned to the company but many Nigerians failed to oblige with the request.

“We have been asked to return these phones because of the malfunction which is hazardous but it seems Nigerians are not worried about the situation.

“Some of us were able to get these phones and introduce them to the Nigerian market on time and despite the high cost they sold well.

“We have had a few reported incidences of the phone batteries heating up and leading to a fire and we expected that more people will be convinced of the danger the phone poses.

“We are still pleading with Nigerians to return these phones for an exchange or refund and to take advantage of the opportunity now because the phones won’t be accepted after Samsung stops requesting for them.”

Samsung had first called for the return and halting of sales of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 products in September due to the number of battery explosions that were reported by consumers.

(NAN)

“My Girlfriend Puts Her Tongue In My Anus, And Then Wants To Kiss Me After” – Man Laments

A man who has an extra freaky girlfriend who does really freaky things in bed, is worried about her…freakiness… He wrote to Joro Olumofin to seek advice on whether her sexual freakiness should be a cause for concern.
Should he be happy?

Patient Almost Burnt To Death While In Surgery After Her Fart Set The Hospital On Fire

Photos: Aborted Baby Found In The Girls Hostel Of Popular Nigerian Catholic University Madonna (Graphic)

An aborted baby was reportedly found in a girls hostel at Madonna University (Elele campus) on Tuesday.
Some medical students were said to have examined the baby and said it was about 5 months. The baby is said to have been removed from the site. See photos after the cut…(Viewers discretion advised).
This is so sad…