South African Woman Mercilessly Beats Up Her Newly Wedded Husband During Sex On Their Honeymoon Because His Manhood Was Too Big

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Most men – and their women – would like to have a mean-sized 4-5 to ensure pleasure between the sheets.

But Mnombo “Anaconda” Madyibi (32) and his wife want exactly the opposite. That’s because Mnombo’s snake-sized 4-5 is allegedly too big, hairy and scary for his new wife’s kitten!

Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow soccer players saw his 4-5 in the change rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife said she’s not being entertained by his bullish 4-5 as it’s destroying her kitten.

Mnombo, a local soccer player from Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, allegedly got klapped on Friday night by his new makoti on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.

“All was well and she enjoyed the pre-intimacy, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.

“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her kitten, not an anaconda,” claimed Mnombo.

“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”

Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other guests and staff at the B&B where they were staying.

“We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her.

“I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.”

He said he met his makoti at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from sex until they were married.

“I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement and not joystick shrinking,” said a frustrated Mnombo.

When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies.

“He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or tried to suffocate him,” she said.

The couple agreed to get counselling and said they would not involve the police.

The 5 Hottest Daughters Of Nigerian Pastors (With Pictures) – You Need To See Who Holds Number 1 Spot

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Hottest daughters of Nigerian Pastors – Popular Nigerian Men of God have notjust been blessed with wealth but also a great family.

Most of their children have been married and are also as successful as their parents.

This list shows some beautiful daughters of some popular Nigerian pastors in a descending order.

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Photos: Comedian AY Surprises His Younger Brother Yomi Casual With ₦1Million Cheque

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Popular fashion designer and younger brother to top Nigerian comedian, AY, Yomi Casual, moments ago, shared a photo which shows a cheque of 1 million naira he was surprised with by his brother, AY.

He shared the photo alongside the caption:

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“SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED IS JUST A SURPRISING HUGE CHEQUE FROM YOUR BIG BROTHER @aycomedian commending you for a job well done#stillInShockFromLastNight😉😆😆🤗 The smile on my face is just priceless!! PLS HELP ME THANK the world best Supportive, encouraging,inspiring, motivating brother like no other! GOD BLESS YOU SIR @aycomedian 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Photos: 38 Repented Prσstitues Undergo Water Baptism In Port Harcourt

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Some commercial sex workers in Port Harcourt, Rivers state on Saturday October 8th, gave their lives to Jesus and had their water baptism conducted by the General Overseer of Omega Power Ministries, Apst. Chibuzor Chinyere The new converts who were re-christined by the General Overseer as the daughters of Doctor Jesus, were in high spirit after their baptism.

According to the church’s Facebook post, some of them came out from the pool of water bursting into tears as they recalled their past life…

The church also rehabilitated the whole converts by providing them with free clothing, feeding, provision of shops stocked with wares and commodities to assist them in their new lives.

The Church shared the photos on Facebook:

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List Of The 8 Strong Men Who Currently Control Nigeria

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There are prominent and highly placed Nigerians who decide who gets what and why as far as it is within Africa’s most populated country. They are men of power, means, influence and authority.

They understand the landscape; the intricacies, uses and gains of wielding and dispensing from their vast and rich tanks. On the turf of business, in politics, the military or civil service, their names draw awe, love, inspiration, admiration, hatred and spite, depending on the viewer’s side-view.

The Daily Sun lists 8 strong men who wield so much power, influence and authority in Nigeria.

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“The Expulsion Of Nollywood Actress, Rahama Sadau Is Logical, She Violated The Codes And Ethics Of Kannywood” – Ali Nuhu (Must See)

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Nigerian actor, producer, director and television personality, Ali Nuhu, popularly known by the media as “King of Kannywood” has approved of the recent ban on actress Rahama Sadau calling it logical, as he believes she violated the codes and ethics of Kannywood.

Rahama was banned by MOPPAN, a coalition of associations that set rules and regulations governing the conduct of actors and actresses, as well as production of movies in northern Nigeria, on account of her featuring in a 4 minute 19 seconds romantic musical video by based singer, ClassiQ.

In an interview with Daily Trust, Nuhu said

“I think that the ban is logical. She belongs to Kannywood, started her career in Kannywood and has violated the ethics and code of conduct of Kannywood by holding hands and falling on the guy’s back.”

The actor has however advised that the censoring body in future, needs to take caution before reaching a decision on matters such as this, noting that the ban is on the extreme as a lesser punishment would have sufficed.

“I don’t think she should be banned. Maybe a suspension. There are situations where people create big things out of small ones. That is why before deciding to do something, one needs to think. I would advise that in future when things like this happen, they deliberate amongst themselves and maybe call in a few others in the industry before making it public. People do things in an organization and are suspended or given queries. But these organizations won’t go to the media to announce it. It was blown out of proportion,” Ali explained.

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Responding to social media critics who feel the ban was selective Ali Nuhu said

“About photographs of me in scenes with females, those are from Nollywood movies, many years old, and this code came into light recently, so people shouldn’t think MOPPAN is being selective.”

Buhari’s Biographer Portrays Tinubu As A Desperate Power Monger Who Kept Throwing Himself At Buhari Only To Be Rejected At Each Instance

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Read as posted by Reno Omokri below;

The present trials of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, the colossus of the Southwest is not surprising to those who have vision. I saw it coming and that was why over two years ago, precisely on Tuesday, May 27, 2014, I wrote a back page op-ed on ThisDay newspaper titled ‘From Battleground to Common Ground’ and in that piece, I said inter alia as follows:

‘A comrade is not for what you are for, neither does he share the same interests as you. A comrade is simply one who is against what you are against. In other words, you are bound by a common enemy.

The All Progressive Congress, is a party founded on this premise.

Those who are enemies of the President (Goodluck Jonathan) and the PDP gathered together to form a party whose foundation is their common enemy.

They share no ideological connection, neither are they friends. In actual fact, they may even hate each other, only that they hate the President and the PDP more and are wiling to temporarily suppress their hatred for each other in other to gang up against their common enemy.

In my experience, it is better to have a party built on common interests than to have one built on a common enemy. This is because as even a political novice will tell you, there are no permanent friends or permanent enemies only permanent interests.

Now, if the above is true, what would happen to a party that is built on a common enemy?

Parties built on this foundation last only as long as the enemy is in power. Once their enemy is no longer in power the party disintegrates.’

It does not matter if you hate Reno Omokri’s guts, but ask yourself if what I said has not turned out to be the truth.

In the space of just a month, Bola Tinubu has been deliberately mystified and treated with such contempt that even those who he considered his worst enemies find themselves feeling sorry for him.

But he should have seen it coming!

The unraveling of Bola Tinubu actually began on the 3rd of June 2016, when President Muhammadu Buhari publicly and right in Tinubu’s face told him at a reception the President held for members of the National Assembly at the Presidential Villa that the All Progressive Congress had no such position as a National Leader.

I know this because a Senator who attended the function called me almost immediately after the event and told me about how the hall descended into almost pin drop silence after the President made that assertion.

I can assure my readers that President Muhammadu Buhari would never have made such a remark prior to the 2015 elections. But who needs a piece of toilet paper after it has done its job!

That remark was the signal that sleeper agents within the APC were waiting for to begin the unraveling of the masquerade.

Teaching him a lesson in Ondo state is only the beginning. Bola Tinubu’s comeuppance is not yet complete in the eyes of his traducers.

And then look at the way he is portrayed in Professor John Paden’s biography of the president. Paden portrays Tinubu as a desperate power monger who kept throwing himself at Buhari only to be rejected at each instance. Tinubu, see how low you have fallen!

I do not know why Bola Tinubu is angry at Paden. Did he not read that this was an official biography?

Paden was not there during the horse trading. The book was written with the cooperation of President Buhari. The things he wrote about Tinubu were the accounts he was given by the President.

So Tinubu should call a spade a spade. President Buhari merely told the world what he really thinks of Tinubu.

And look at all the men around President Buhari who got to where they are on the back of Tinubu. Has anyone of them come out to speak in his defense? Where is Vice President Osinbajo? He can blame Jonathan but cannot defend his benefactor. Where is Fashola? He can come up with excuses for giving Nigerians darkness but cannot speak up for his oga? Lai Mohammed is nowhere to be found. Perhaps he is too busy dressing up masquerades or looking for a parastatal under him to loan him some money!

At the end of the day, after all the terrible things the propaganda wing of APC said and did to Ayo Fayose and Femi Fani Kayode, who came to the help of Tinubu but the two men demonized by the very same propaganda machinery that Tinubu helped set up.

And as for Tinubu, I cannot imagine why someone will write a book and insult you in it and still invite you to the launch and you agree to go simply because he is a president.

Even worse, they asked you to write a review for the book and you did! Is this the same Tinubu that was so mouthy under Jonathan? Look at how he has become a chihuahua today. Lord have mercy!

Tinubu! Your Afonja too much!

Did you not see what ex-President Goodluck Jonathan did with the so called Leadership Award. You do not honour a gathering designed to reduce you with your presence. As the late kakanfo MKO Abiola would say ‘a man who allows his head to be used to break a coconut may not live to eat it’!

Even the well respected Pastor Osinbajo cannot even publicly come to your defense and tell the truth of how you helped him secure his exalted office. Yet he is the chief beneficiary of your generosity.

My advise to you, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, is this: a woman who continues to make herself available to a man that only remembers her when he needs her services to satisfy his lustfulness should not be surprised when her own children deny that she is their mother!

Finally, going forward, before labeling people like Ayo Fayose and Femi Fani-Kayode as enemies, remember that it is better to be insulted with the truth than flattered with a lie.”