“The Change We Promised Nigerians Is Already Manifesting” – Lai Mohammed

Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, has said the change promised to Nigerians by the APC, is now manifesting itself.

Speaking in Enugu at a town hall meeting for the South East organised by the ministry on Monday, the minister said:

“Many have said they are yet to see the change we promised. Many more have called the promise a ruse,”“In fact, they are now mocking us. But we remain undaunted because we know that the change we promised is real.
“In fact, the change we promised is already here, and it is manifesting all around us,’’ he said.

“Before now, public officials simply opened the public till, took as much money as they wanted and walked away without consequences. “That explains why funds allocated to the military to fight Boko Haram ended up in the piggy banks of many unscrupulous Nigerians. “Today, all those who looted the public treasury are being made to answer for their actions, as impunity gives way to accountability. “Many have offered to return their loots, and many more are facing charges,”

Popular South African Pastor Dies Following 30 Days Fasting To Beat Jesus Christ’s Record

In a determined bid to break the record set by Jesus Christ of Nazareth, a 44-year-old popular South African pastor, Alfred Ndlovu, has died of malnutrition following a dry fasting that lasted for 30 days.

According to Buzz South Africa, the cleric left home on June 17 for a nearby bush to have prayers just like Jesus did in an attempt to equal or break Jesus Christ’s record of fasting for 40 days, but died just a month despite having no history of illness.

It was learnt that the pastor was alone in the wilderness and his body was found by a stranger who then called on his family, congregation and the police.

He was known by his family and community at large as a very spiritual person whose faith could move mountains and his death surprised everyone, even church members.

A close relative said: “He was a very spiritual man. Its unfortunate he had to die this way. After a month we got the sad news of his death. Pastor was a healthy and religious old man who did not even look his age.”

I Met My Wife As An Ashewo, Now She Demands For Money After We Make Love – Man Cries Out

The man shared his story on social media explaining that his wife always asks for some money each time they are about to have se*x.

According to him, she calls the money “maintenance fee”.

Below is how he told the story:

“My Greatest Fear is Not Making Heaven” – Adekunle Gold Says

Unlike most people who worry about earthly things, YBNL singer, Adekunle Gold, has revealed that his greatest fear is the thought of not making heaven.

The singer disclosed this in an interview with Tribune News’ Joan Omionawele, published on Saturday, July 30, 2016.

The ‘Sade’ crooner, who recently disclosed that he is not leaving YBNL, was asked about what his greatest concern is.

He said,

“Before now, my greatest fear used to be failure, till I learnt and thought that even if the worst thing happens, you will learn and get better and do something even better, so now, my greatest fear is not making heaven.”

He was however unable to express where he is a born-again Christian or not when his previous comment brought up the subject.

“I think born-again is relative, but yes, I am a Christian.”

“Please Help, My Wife’s Mother Seduces Me!”

I am okay financially, living well and self made. I met Halima on a trip to Dubai.

Hai! Halima is beautiful. Her smooth flawless skin, her dove shaped innocent eyes, her well rounded figure! Kai! Allah! Halima is an Egyptian goddess.

I couldn’t withstand the bulge that greeted my zipline as I watched Halima saunter her way passed the queue with her luggage.

I hurried to her and after a few quick jokes she gave me her number. We started to talk and I realised that Halima owns a fashion school here in Maitama.

I went there and was impressed by how classy the place was. Halima looked as splendid as ever and while we talked all I could think about was how our lips would feel locked together.

Her father is late, he died eight years ago, so I was eager to see the woman that single handedly made Halima into the wonder that she was. And I was not too surprised.

Halima’s mother was as stunning, or even more stunning than Halima. Her wrinkle free, milky white skin would make even the most reverent of reverends rethink his vows. Her luscious well formed lips. Her long flowing natural hair, like a million tears have held their hands, just to cry again. I got married to Halima in one of the spacious chapels in central Abuja, and my world was joyous.

After our first daughter was borne, Halima’s mother decided to come live with us for a while. I was impressed by how even at forty eight, she was quite trendy and chic.

We developed a good rapport and all was fine…Till Halima’s mum started making passes at me.

I started noticing how she touches me, long lingering touches that suggest more than what they at first glance, would imply.

Nowadays, whenever Halima is not home she would wear a short towel and sit in the parlour, opposite me, her open thighs spreading now and then.

Recently, towel clad and wearing nothing within, she came and sat in my laps and asked me to rub her, complaining about how it ached.

I am trying my best to respect myself but the temptation is becoming unbearable and I don’t know how to tell Halima about this.

What if she doesn’t believe me? Afterall it’s her mother for God’s sake! Yesterday, she ran out of the bathroom naked, screaming that she saw a rat. I checked thoroughly and there was nothing.

People, What should I do?

Good News! Tomato Price Crashes From ₦25,000 To ₦800 Per Basket

A small basket of tomato, which sold for N25,000 in May, is now going for N800 in Kaduna. And, no, it is not a joke.

It had been all anger and pain for households as the price of tomatoes hit the roof across the country as a result of scarcity caused by tuta absoluta, also known as ‘tomatoc ebola’.

This affected the crop in most parts of the north-west, notably Kaduna, Jigawa, Katsina and Kano states.

As a result, the basket prices jumped from the range of N800-N1200 to between N25,000 and N40,000 at the height of the crisis.

At the Line Dogo (Rail Line) tomatoes and vegetable market in Kaduna on Saturday, it was a beehive of activities.

Buyers could not believe their eyes as tomato prices had crashed to a two-month low.

Abass Mai Tumatur, chairman of the tomato sellers, told TheCable it was a “pleasant relief” for everyone as tomato is now available and in large quantities.

Mai Tumatur: Things are getting better

“Tomato scarcity is nothing new, but it was made worse this year by the invasion of the moth,” he said.

He said the insects mutate more during the dry season but don’t survive during the rainy season.

“The rains coupled with the efforts of government have helped tremendously in making tomato available,” he said, praising the government for the “timely intervention”.

He assured the public that the fear is gone now “and hopefully for good”.

Farmers were left stranded and helpless as the moth ravaged their farms and left destruction across the farming community, making a pot of soup as expensive as gold.

Hotels and restaurants, in particular, faced a nightmare as the crisis also shot up the price of canned tomato paste.

Many were not aware of the reasons for the scarcity as frantic efforts were made to to address the situation.

Nasir el-Rufai, the Kaduna state governor, declared a state of emergency and dispatched officials to Kenya to find ways of tackling the ravaging insects.

The cost of the destruction in the state, according to el-Rufai, was close to N1 billion.

Audu Ogbeh, minister of agriculture and rural development, also commissioned experts to find solutions to the disease outbreak “as soon as possible”.

The insect originated from South America around 1912 and has spread to other parts of the world.

Reports suggest the insect came to Africa through Republic of Niger.

– TheCable

Why I’m Still Single – John Dumelo Explains

One of the very popular faces in Ghollywood, John Dumelo has opened up on why he remains single.

The Ghanaian actor while in Lagos disclosed that most marriages around fail because partners in the union go into the institution with the wrong mindset.

John Dumelo further added that he is taking his time so as to avoid mistakes.

He said: “I have seen a lot of people talking about marriage, a lot of people getting into marriage early, and divorcing early. I think people just love the idea of marriage but don’t know how to stay inmarriage.

“They like the idea of love but don’t have the idea of how to stay in love or be in love, so since I have some followers, I decided to put it in writing and advice people not to rush into marriage because your friends or cousins are getting married or because you want to have beautiful wedding pictures.

“Marriage is making it work and that is what is failing a lot of marriages these days because people go into it with the wrong mindset.

“These reasons are why I am taking my time before getting married and of course, there are plans of getting married soon.”