Dear LIB readers; I've been having nightmares since I tasted my girl's sh**


From a male LIB reader

I haven't been able to touch my girlfriend in 5 weeks after an episode with her left me traumatized. During our last lovemaking, as it's customary for us to do if we have much time to give each other pleasure, I like to kiss her down there a lot and give her great pleasure. I like to also lick her b***h**e. She really enjoys it but in our last encounter something went terrible wrong. My girl forgot (or is it deliberate? God forbid) to clean her butt after taking a sh**. So when I put my tongue there, I tasted something funny. When I checked it out with my hands, it was her sh**! I couldn't believe it. She apologized and went to wash up but I haven't been able to get over it. I doubt I'll ever be comfortable around a woman's a**hole again. I haven't been able to touch her since the experience. Are there other men who have experienced this? How did you get over it?

150, not 2,000, died in Baga attacks -Military

The Defence authorities have faulted the claim that over 2,000 people were killed in the Boko Haram attacks on the Baga headquarters of the Multi-National Joint Task Force penultimate Saturday.

The Director of Defence Information, Maj. Gen Chris Olukolade, said during a press briefing in Abuja on Monday that 150 people, including large number of members of the Boko Haram sect, who stormed the base in large number, were killed in the confrontation.

Olukolade explained that many of the residents of Baga and the nearby community had fled the area because of incessant attacks by the members of the Boko Haram sect on communities in the area.

He added that many of the residents of the community fled the area while the battle between the soldiers and the insurgents lasted.

Olukolade said the figures being reported and attributed to eyewitnesses were exaggerated.

“…It is however necessary to inform Nigerians in the interim that the exercise so far has not corroborated the report on the casualty rate which was put at 2000 deaths.

“From all available evidences, the number of people who lost their lives during that attack has so far not exceeded about 150 in the interim. This figure includes many of the terrorists who were bearing arms and got killed in the course of their attack and battle with troops.

“It should be noted that Baga and the neighbouring towns have been under series of attacks and harassment by terrorists. In the course of this, many residents have left, leaving the population in the town almost seriously depleted. Many were also able to escape while the terrorists’ battle with troops lasted.

“The figure given by sources, who claimed to be eyewitnesses, must be an extremely exaggerated estimate. Unfortunately, this figure is now being bandied about in a section of the media as if it has been authenticated. It cannot be true,” he said

Buhari has no devt projects to show as former head of state – PDP

Abuja – The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has challenged All Progressives Congress’ (APC) presidential candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, to show any project executed in any sector of the economy during his tenure as head of state.

The party’s National Publicity Secretary, Mr Olisa Metuh, who stated this in a statement on Monday in Abuja, said that it was a known fact that Buhari did not develop the country while in government.

According to Metuh, when juxtaposed with the performance of President Goodluck Jonathan’s democratically elected government, it becomes clear that Buhari is not and cannot be a match for Jonathan.

He said that the APC flag-bearer lacked team spirit which was a principal component of public-private-partnership and critical for national development.

He said that while Buhari suspended the nation’s Constitution and led Nigerians by the nose, Jonathan exhibited excellent democratic credentials by enhancing the rule of law.

‘’Nigerians, including Buhari’’, he said, ‘’now relish all kinds of personal freedoms which he denied the citizens during his rule’’.

“While Buhari enacted Decree 4 of 1984 with which he abolished the freedom of the Press, Jonathan not only signed into law the Freedom of Information Act, but also consolidates the rule of law in the country.

“While the Buhari administration carried out extra-judicial killings of innocent Nigerians using widely condemned retroactive law, President Jonathan has never trampled on the rights of any Nigerian.

‘’Jonathan has instead, remained sincere, humble and calm despite all unwarranted provocations,’’ Metuh said.

On education, he said that the APC candidate did build a single school during his regime as head of state and never cared for the educational advancement of any part of the country, including the North.

But, he said that Jonathan revamped the education sector and established 14 new universities across the country in two years, adding that the president revitalised Unity Schools and established the Almajiri system of education.

This, he said, was an innovation Buhari never thought of, adding that ‘’under him, no effort was made to revitalise the railway as an instrument of mass transport in the country.

“On his own part, President Jonathan has revived the railways. Today, our trains are back, ferrying passengers and goods along various routes across the country.

“The case is the same in the road sector, which was also neglected by Gen. Buhari as head of state, but now it is being transformed by President Jonathan.’’

Metuh added that while Buhari did nothing to enhance the power sector, Jonathan successfully unbundled the power sector with polices that encouraged massive private sector investment for greater productivity.

“Today, the neglected automobile sector has been revived and cars are now being manufactured in our country as a result of the New Automobile Policy initiated by President Jonathan,’’ he stressed.

He challenged the APC candidate to show Nigerians the investment he made in enhancing the military and security agencies which suffered the worst type of deprivation under him.

“Nigerians are more prosperous under President Jonathan; the nation’s economy now ranks as the largest in Africa as against the situation under Gen. Buhari.

“What the nation needs now is not a return to the dark days, but to continue with President Jonathan and his transformation agenda for the benefit of all,’’ Metuh added. (NAN)

Why Buhari stopped governors from being called ‘Your Excellency’ — Gen Useni

Lieutenant-General Jeremiah Useni, CFR; was a military governor in the defunct Bendel State at the onset of the Buhari-Idiagbon regime in 1984 and subsequently he was minister of the Federal Capital Territory, FCT in the military regime of General Sani Abacha. On his retirement he joined politics and was a chieftain of the All Nigeria Peoples Party, and subsequently, the Democratic Peoples Party, DPP before his recent defection to the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

Jeremiah Useni
Jeremiah Useni


Gen. Useni was also chairman of the Board of Trustees of the Arewa Consultative Forum, ACF and he is presently the PDP candidate for Plateau South Senatorial district in the forthcoming election.

In this interview, the elder-statesman gave reasons the Senate is not a training ground for young men and shares his experience on politics and life generally. Excerpts:

By Marie-therese Nanlong

WHat informed your defection to the PDP at this time when fellow northerners are in the lead to oust the party from power?

I have very good friends in the PDP and for a long time, they had been asking me to come so we could move together. However, at that time, I was not prepared and I kept saying it was not yet time. Now, I feel the time has come for me to join the party. Not that I am afraid of being in the opposition, not that I don’t have people, there are people even right now in my former party, I am the only one in position that won a local government election in Plateau; in the last local government election in the State.

We won positions in my local government. Out of 18 councillors in Langtang North Local Government, my former party has nine seats, APGA one, PDP has eight which means that PDP is a minority in Langtang North.

You can see that within the short time I came in, I have made impact and I had victory which means that God blessed my coming in.



Do you agree with the submission of some northern elders like Prof. Ango Abdullahi in the Northern Elders Forum that the PDP has been unfair to the North?

Well, because he is not a member of the PDP, he can say so but I don’t know how many PDP members from the North would say such.

Professor Abdullahi who I know has a different idea. I got to know him fairly well and his ideas when I was the Chairman, Board of Trustees of the Arewa Consultative Forum, ACF.

I made it very clear that whatever ideas they have; they should bring it to Arewa Consultative Forum; any group from the North should know that they are working under the umbrella of the Arewa Consultative Forum.

If they don’t bring it to the ACF for blessing; then they are on their own. As far as Arewa Consultative Forum is concerned and especially when I was the Chairman, Board of Trustees, we never made such statements.

We are for the interest of the Arewa alright and we can say interest of the north in particular and the interest of Nigeria in general and we always support both the states and federal governments.

We routinely visited Mr. President and the Vice-President to commend them for what we think is good, and if there are areas that we think he should improve, we give such suggestions. That is what we were doing especially when I was there until I left. I know Ango very well; he is on the other side of the divide so he can say so.

You once said a former governor of Borno State, Ali Modu Sherrif inspired Boko Haram until it becomes a monster it is today. Now, both of you are in the same Party, the PDP. How do you feel about this?

No; being in the same party does not mean we must always agree. Even between twin brothers, they must not always agree. Yes, when Boko Haram started, I said so that I am not surprised this will happen there because I saw what transpired in Borno State when I visited there.

I saw people selling petrol in jerry cans in a filling station and we were in a vehicle queuing up to take petrol, we were in the same car and I said, Mr. Governor, why do you allow people to sell fuel in gallons in a petrol station like this.



Way of making a living



He said no; no; no; they should not be disturbed because they are very useful during elections to deal with opponents.

Well, he denied that he did not say so but he admitted that he met those people there but he said because it was a way of making a living and he did not want to disturb them; that is what he said. Now that he decided to join the PDP and the PDP has decided to accept him, it means people are changing; a criminal can change, isn’t it? We are friends; we have not fought before, it is just that I had to say things as I saw them because I didn’t hear the story from anybody. But we are still friends, there is no problem.

A former Minister of FCT, Dr. Aliyu Modibbo once accused you of bastardizing the Abuja Master Plan when you were a Minister. You were also accused by your former Party, the DPP of poor leadership.

Now, you are in PDP and aspiring to represent the people of Plateau South in the National Assembly.

What is your take on these allegations?

Modibbo is a friend and I am not aware of him saying what you said but I know people like El-Rufai and one other minister saying so.

I did say that if El-Rufai wants to know the truth of what happened, the facts are in the office or if I am in Abuja, he could come and see me but the truth is that whatever he was trying to accuse me of, if there was any bastardization at all, it had already been done before I came in and I did give examples.

For example where the secretariat is, it was not supposed to be there. It was supposed to be a coordinating centre for all modes of transport like trains coming in, buses etc but later, it was decided that it should be a secretariat.

Where the Vice-President’s house is; the one close to the Villa is not supposed to be there. I gave instances that it wasn’t General Useni who changed them.



Cancellation of plots

So why don’t the people check the records and challenge me, I wasn’t the one who did that. In any case, for the first time in the history of the FCT, Federal Executive Council has never sat down to look at plots allocations to the extent of cancelling some and returning some to owners that the FCT administration under El-Rufai cancelled.

It happened under El-Rufai. So, who bastardized the place? It was under him that even public spaces, green areas they called it were given out as plots to individuals so that any where you go it was El-Rufai; El-Rufai.

The federal government never sat down to see what happened on allocations but it happened during El-Rufai, there was more harm there. All these things are just politics.

I never left Abuja except to travel home, go overseas, come back, I was always there for anybody to come and check records and I do invite people to come and show records.

I first discovered some of these things and was making amends because some of these houses were built on sewage lines and the rest. When Abacha died, I left but the records are there.

For Modibbo, I have never read what you said he said about me, we are friends and we work together.

The DPP thing was politics because some people wanted power so they thought they should try and downgrade somebody but definitely as you know, nobody removed me. I was the leader of the party, nobody impeached me instead they made wrong allegations.



Talking about your aspiration to represent the people of Plateau South, what do you have to offer the people that should give you an edge over your opponent in APC?

Well, I don’t want to start making comparison with anyone.

General Shagaya was there before and if the people feel he had done very well then it is left for the people to say okay, we don’t need a new man, but if I win, it means that the people think they need a change. We are brothers and we are together.

You are aspiring to be a Senator, how do you rate the Nigerian Senate?

I rate the Senate very high, all the fighting going on in the National Assembly is mostly in the House of Reps not in the Senate.

The Senate is for gentlemen that is why when you see young people struggling to go there one wonders why? Senate is where you go and sit down and make laws because you already have experience since you have travelled wide, you are to sit down look at the present and future and see how you can make laws that will be for the good of the country. It is not a place where you start learning how to live a new life.

You are there to make fair, honest and proper laws for the good governance of the country.

Are you comfortable and satisfied having governor Jang’s successor from the governor’s zone?

Well, even people from the northern zone, not every one is satisfied. All we are saying is that whether there is zoning or no zoning; it is not fair that we are brothers and you have held this position; the other one has held; it should go round that is what we are saying.

I am not against Pwajok, he is intelligent, I am not against him but there are so many intelligent people anyway in Plateau, in all local government areas, there are many intelligent people.



Excellent people

Even in Nigeria, when I was a governor; Bendel State under General Buhari, we were told in clear terms that we should not answer Excellency because we were not the most excellent in the state, there are many excellent people.

Do you think President Jonathan has done enough fighting the insurgency in the country?

He has done enough like I said it very recently during his presidential campaign flag-off in Lagos. When this thing started, yes; we were not properly equipped, the soldiers came in without any sophisticated weapon. Let’s say we took it as a joke; we made such mistake during the civil war.

Then, we started with police action which means you don’t have to go into full war. Police were given all the opportunity to do everything and the army was behind but we realized that it was more than what the police could do.

Biafra had imported sophisticated weapons which we never had in our inventory so General Gowon had to declare full war and that’s how we finished the war but because of the initial delay, it took us three years; it shouldn’t have taken us three years and that is what happened now.

It takes time, don’t forget we don’t manufacture these weapons here and you don’t buy them in a shop like bread where you take your money, buy and go.



Type of ammunition

You are going to discuss, you are going to order the type of weapon, the type of ammunition; then they will go into production before it comes and there are certain weapons that it must be government to government; no private person can just get it through like that.

So, these are the things, these people had already come prepared so what we are trying to do is get these things in place and as far as I know, the military and President Goodluck Jonathan have done very; very well with the limited and unsophisticated weapons they had but things are improving. Weapons are coming and I think he has done very; very well.

Nobody should underrate our troops because we have fought with some level of sophistication in other places; we fought and restored democracy and peace in Liberia and Sierra-Leone and we have good records fighting UN operations and don’t forget a Nigerian was UN Commander in Dafur.

Our President, Goodluck Jonathan has done very; very well; it is unfortunate that this thing happened and because of our gentle nature; we like peace in Nigeria and we thought it is something that could finish quickly but more and more weapons are coming in now and I believe this year is our year.

I am not trying to predict that we will finish it within one month or two months but I think this year is going to be a very good year for us to deal with insurgency.

Finally! Jonathan Visits Obasanjo today - SEE What They Discussed

Goodluck Jonathan and Olusegun Obasanjo

Barring any last minute change in plan, President Goodluck Jonathan will on Monday (today), visit former President Olusegun Obasanjo in his Abeokuta, Ogun State residence.

The meeting will come less than 48hours after Obasanjo made a surprise appearance at the wedding service of Jonathan’s foster daughter, Inebharapu, at the National Christian Centre, Abuja.

Obasanjo and Jonathan have not been seen together in public events lately, especially since the public presentation of his book, My Watch, which is critical of the President among others.

The former President had last Monday said Nigeria was facing economic problems due to the failure of the present administration to plan for a rainy day.

He told eminent women leaders from the South-West, who visited him at his Hilltop residence in Abeokuta, Ogun State, that the nation’s reserves which as of 2007 stood at $67bn had been depleted by the Federal Government.

Our correspondent learnton Sunday that Jonathan would use the opportunity of his visit to Abeokuta for his campaign rally to visit Obasanjo who had withdrawn from active participation in the activities of the Peoples Democratic Party.

A top government official who is aware of the arrangement told THE PUNCH that Jonathan had been scheduled to visit the former president.

He however said he did not have the details of whether the meeting would hold before the rally or after.

“I don’t have the details, but I can inform you authoritatively that the two of them are scheduled to meet tomorrow,” he said.

Jonathan may use the opportunity of the meeting to appeal to Obasanjo to have a rethink on his (Jonathan’s) bid for re-election in February.

Meanwhile, the Peoples Democratic Party Presidential Campaign Organisation has called on the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), to caution his supporters in order to promote a peaceful election.

The Director of Media and Publicity of the Organisation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, made the call in a statement issued on Sunday in Abuja against the backdrop of the violence unleashed on President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign buses at Zololo Junction along Bauchi Road in Jos North North Local Government Area of Plateau State on Saturday.


Elections may not hold in troubled North east states - Jega


Chairman of INEC, Attahiru Jega says it may be difficult for them to conduct elections in three north-east states - Borno, Yobe and Adamawa next month. The states have been under Emergency rule for a while now

"A place like Borno state, unless something is done about those that have been displaced, even the time of the governorship election may be very very difficult, if not impossible under the circumstances. We are been realistic. We must say that it may be impossible to do elections everywhere and in every local government in every constituency in those three states" he said at a forum in Abuja today.

On the possibility of internally displaced people casting their votes during the elections, Prof Jega said

"First and foremost, we know that there are many Internally displaced persons in Nigeria on many causes but our focus is going to be on the North east zone and it will only be for internally displaced persons that are in that states" he said

Photos: Ini Edo and her N38million G-Wagon SUV


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